Why ‘Fantastic Four’ is the biggest piece of garbage you will see in a cinema in 2015

I was going to write a proper film review of the reboot/re-launch/re-imagining/re-whatever of Fantastic Four. Instead, I’ve decided to just rip this film apart. I’m not being a jerk. This film has it coming. A review can only be written on a film where at least something works. Nothing works in this film. Nothing. It … More Why ‘Fantastic Four’ is the biggest piece of garbage you will see in a cinema in 2015