If you're like me, you probably weren't aware that 2018's The Meg somehow managed to swim away with $530 million at the worldwide box office; a number barely a handful of titles manage to achieve in the post-COVID era. For a setup that held such great promise, many felt let down by the film's bizarrely serious tone and lack of bloody mayhem. Now the inevitable sequel has arrived, and, frustratingly, it's a follow-up that once again fails to take advantage of its outlandish premise. Another strangely bloodless affair that's beset...